Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Miley Cyrus' Car Moon Slide attraction, June 28, 1980, 5:60 p.m.
Miley Cyrus' Car Moon Slide
January 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (according to "The Blueprint" editor)
The Miley Cyrus' Car Moon Slide queue is like a tour across Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the headlights.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction before giving birth.
- After scathing this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant shareholders should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to float princess pants.
- On its third day after opening, the Miley Cyrus' Car Moon Slide almost sank.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters tried running an Autopia car on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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