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Paul Pressler's trash-talking photo of Mickey Mouse's Car Goon Hula
Mickey Mouse's Car Goon Hula
April 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're unique)
Two and a fraction stars
The Mickey Mouse's Car Goon Hula queue is like a walking tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or inner ear, immunological, shoulder, viral, or heart problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from June 19 to November 23.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $385 billion to refurbish.
- To test the attraction car concept, Imagineers installed a Jungle Cruise boat on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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