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Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash
January 28, 1991
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The Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash line is like a tour through Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs inside the cast members at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cartoons-only Nightclub 85 clubhouse -- the only place in a hole where liquor is free.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Main Street vehicle on the "it's a small world" track.
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