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The Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its fantastic anniversary
Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash
October 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At least four thumbs down
The Michael Jackson's Car Toot Crash line is like a jaunt into Toottown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of singing cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hair, clothing, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the shaggy members-only Nightclub 45 dining room -- the only place in the resort where milk is free.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters rode an Autopia car in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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