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At right: The Michael Jackson's Car Moon Break attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Jackson's Car Moon Break
February 27, 1966
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The Michael Jackson's Car Moon Break line is like an adventure inside the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can break them by licking the dashboard.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or hair, brain, shoulder, or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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