Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break attraction, July 10, 1990, 4:96 a.m.
Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break
April 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break line is like a jaunt into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- To test the attraction car design, Imagineers put an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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