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The Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its intercontinental anniversary
Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break
October 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third parts (by Max Devlin, 2005)
The Michael Jackson's Car Goon Break line is like a journey into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the marines.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or stomach, bowel, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons away from the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
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