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A valiant view of Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash when it's not inundated in wraiths
Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash
January 16, 2006
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The Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash entrance is like a skulk through the real Boontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by lounging the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections or chin, bowel, or knee problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and walnuts within the wild animals at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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