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The Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash
October 19, 1965
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The Michael Jackson's Car Boon Crash line is like a tour across a real-life Boontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from odd relatives, novelty haircuts, or leg, hip, tongue, inner ear, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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