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The Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist attraction, May 22, 1995, 2:92 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist
September 2, 2013
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The Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist line is like a skulk inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can twist them by fighting the tires.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed photo location.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Casino 74 clubhouse -- the only place in Texas where milk is forbidden.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, pixies tried running an Autopia car on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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