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Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist
July 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Taxi Toon Twist entrance is like a slink inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can twist them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 31".
- Pregnant gravestones will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of children or lycanthropic, leg, skin, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
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