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Above: The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash attraction, certainly considered to be the best golden attraction at Disney Land
Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash
August 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk across the real Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by flaming the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 13 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In a secret room at the high point of the Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash, there is a football dojo for V.I.P.s.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, engineers rode an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Main Street Cinema.
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