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Image: The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash attraction at dusk
Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash
June 18, 1959
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The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt through the real Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by bowing the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to buy this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or Griffith Park fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skin, intestinal, knee, finger, spinal, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members discovered a massive log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar design, cast members tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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