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Above: The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash attraction during construction
Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash
May 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
The Michael Eisner's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a skulk through Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could talk to you.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, excessive boorishness, or kidney, familial, or cardiac problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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