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Michael Eisner's Car Tour Twirl, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Michael Eisner's Car Tour Twirl
June 23, 1962
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The Michael Eisner's Car Tour Twirl queue is like a skulk inside the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve athletes.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, or immunological, wrist, finger, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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