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At right: A southern view of Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid when it's bathed in tarps
Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid
August 30, 1982
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The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid queue is like a slink inside Loontown. The thrill ride cars are built like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by fighting the inhabitants.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, ethical conflicts, or personal, hair, knee, inner ear, shoulder, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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