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The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid attraction, October 21, 1968, 1:23 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid
February 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're intercontinental)
The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid line is like a skulk across Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can skid them by fighting the other guests.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young children.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- This was Leota's slightly favorite attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the "it's a small world" track.
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