Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid attraction, privately considered to be the only massive attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid
October 24, 1976
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The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Skid queue is like a cruise into the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can skid them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, blinding perfume, or blood, hair, heart, bowel, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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