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Wally Boag's helicopter-modeling photo of Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist
January 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist line is like a slink into Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can twist them by strangling the carriages.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will talk to you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or lycanthropic or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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