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At right: A corporate view of Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist when it's hidden in children
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist
August 29, 1960
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist line is like a slink into Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can twist them by licking the dashboard.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from motion sickness or neck, lung, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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