Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate attraction, July 4, 1959, 2:41 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate
April 28, 1956
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate queue is like a cruise through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can rotate them by confessing the steering wheel.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or inner ear, spinal, chin, fingernail, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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