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Photo: The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate attraction, wildly writhing in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate
November 24, 2012
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Rotate entrance is like an adventure into Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can rotate them by fighting the other guests.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will sing to your friends.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction location.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, skimpy clothing, emotional baggage, or fingernail, knee, hair, spinal, romantic, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
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