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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash attraction, April 8, 2012, 6:28 a.m.
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
July 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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