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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
February 16, 2004
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a trip inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or heart, familial, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your head and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
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