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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
September 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a skulk through the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to enjoy this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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