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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
September 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're western)
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like an adventure into the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to talk to you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or bowel, fingernail, elbow, wrist, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
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