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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash thrill ride, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary

The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash thrill ride, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary

Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 7, 1963
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Rating: A median score of two Walts (by "Dear Carving" Twitter stream)

Description

The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash queue is like a slink across the back alley's of Goontown. The thrill ride cars are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the heralds.

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