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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash attraction, rapidly considered to be the only visible attraction at Tuckland

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Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1980
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 732 yards
Rating for kids: Two smiles

Description

The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.

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