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Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Aladdin
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
September 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like an adventure through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the windows.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might make silly comments to you.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 52".
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or personal, chin, elbow, knee, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
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