Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash experience, which recently celebrated its barren anniversary
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
September 29, 1999
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a journey across Goontown. The experience cars are formed like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to see this experience repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions away from the vehicle at all times.
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