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An unexpected view of Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash when it's covered in fireworks
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
June 17, 2001
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash queue is like a slink through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the knights.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction as much as a quarter hour after everyone else.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from classic literature.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Dumbo elephant on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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