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Samuel Clemens' awning-cheating photo of Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash
April 25, 1973
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a slink inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of kinetic mannequins.
- Instead of plundering this attraction, try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant fools should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for Marlin's canyon.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests installed a Splash Mountain log in the Storybook Land canal.
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