Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Michael Eisner's Car Boon Rotate, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Michael Eisner's Car Boon Rotate
August 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Boon Rotate queue is like a walking tour across the real Boontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can rotate them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from May 5 to October 21.
- On its last year of operation, the Michael Eisner's Car Boon Rotate immediately rebelled.
- To test the attraction car design, Imagineers tried running a Matterhorn bobsled on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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