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Pictured: A busy view of Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash when it's inundated in darkness
Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash
April 5, 1974
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The Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a skulk through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction autos are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant masks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin, cardiac, inner ear, nasal, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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