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Pictured: The Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash ride, abominably attacking in the fading sunlight
Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash
June 29, 1978
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The Michael Eisner's Auto Toon Crash queue is like a tour inside Toontown. The ride autos are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the tires.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this ride repeatedly.
- After tracking this ride, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The number printed on the passports is a sly pun.
- To test the ride auto concept, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Main Street vehicle in a Star Tours vehicle.
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