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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula dark ride, certainly considered to be the worst corporate dark ride at Disneyland

The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula dark ride, certainly considered to be the worst corporate dark ride at Disneyland

Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 27, 2009
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes

Description

The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula queue is like a walking tour through Toontown. The dark ride taxis are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by turning the headlights.

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