Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
July 4, 2011
Avg. queue length:
97 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're whole)
The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a slink across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can hula them by yanking the Americans.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something with less people on it.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- In 1979, this attraction was reworked to add artwork from the popular "Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula" documentary.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, cast members tried running a Mad Tea Party cup on the Space Mountain track.
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