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Above: The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, eerily flapping in the morning sunlight
Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
September 11, 1996
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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula line is like a journey across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by licking the wheel.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and tearful).
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children.
- For your safety, you should be free from felony convictions or stomach or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at most times.
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