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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, roundly considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
August 16, 1958
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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can hula them by licking the wheel.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that doesn't involve weasels.
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