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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, roundly considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland

The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula attraction, roundly considered to be the worst marginal attraction at Disneyland

Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1958
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes

Description

The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like an adventure across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can hula them by licking the wheel.

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