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Schweitzer's manager-splashing photo of Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
November 25, 1969
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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula line is like an adventure into the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by twisting the other guests.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety, you should be free from hysterical blindness or knee, familial, attention-span, elbow, tongue, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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