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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula ride during construction
Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula
June 1, 2008
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The Merlin Jones' Taxi Toon Hula queue is like an adventure across a real-life Toontown. The ride taxis are shaped like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by fighting the tires.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this ride will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo location.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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