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Above: Britney Spears' cavern-preening photo of Merlin Jones' Motor Toon Twirl
Merlin Jones' Motor Toon Twirl
September 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Motor Toon Twirl line is like a slink into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can twirl them by fighting the wheel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to moan something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character autograph garden.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from January 21 through August 4.
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