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Photo: The Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst dull attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist
April 23, 1982
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The Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist queue is like a jaunt inside the real Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can twist them by strangling the dashboard.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In 2004, this attraction was reworked to obliterate artwork that could be seen as not serious enough.
- To test the attraction car concept, pranksters tried running a Splash Mountain log on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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