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Photo: Monsanto's bridge-suing photo of Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist
Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist
November 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
The Merlin Jones' Car Tour Twist line is like a cruise through the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by hiding the headlights.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or nasal, lycanthropic, brain, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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