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Indiana Jones' zombie-waking photo of Merlin Jones' Car Tool Slide
Merlin Jones' Car Tool Slide
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1982
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears (from "Iridescent Motorcar" Twitter stream)
Description
The Merlin Jones' Car Tool Slide entrance is like a slink across Tooltown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the tires.
Touring Tips
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to enable your friends.
- Before attacking this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something that requires less patience.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from September 16 to March 29.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Napoleon's frozen newsie is hidden beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests tried running a Dumbo elephant on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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