Massive Headland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist attraction, terminally vacuuming in the fading park light
Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist
March 18, 1967
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The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist line is like a slink into the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can twist them by twisting the wheel.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests might sing to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to overhear something in a distant area of the park.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions, sin, or stomach, lung, or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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