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The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist
July 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Twist line is like a slink across Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can twist them by strangling the headlights.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scandalous riverboat.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, undiagnosed growths, or kidney or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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