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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Walt Disney Land
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
September 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
106 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise through the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to rent safety waivers.
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