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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Walt Disney Land

Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1974
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 106 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise through the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.

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