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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge magics (by "Familiar Lady" Twitter stream)
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a slink into the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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