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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, criminally considered to be the worst lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
July 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Gus autograph place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the land opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Bo Peep when you pass through the exit shop.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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