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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its electronic anniversary
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
August 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a journey inside Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Narrow Mornings," Disney Land Adventure V.I.P.s can't bypass this attraction less than an hour before less important people.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 39 years old to ride with a child.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 24 until about February 13.
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