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Pictured: The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction at park closing
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
November 21, 1978
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're frenzied)
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash queue is like a trip inside the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the other guests.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- No photography or flash photography permitted.
- If you are patient and rescue the attraction's interior doors, you may be able to see the nautical canopy.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests tried running a Jungle Cruise boat in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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