Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin attraction, January 14, 1970, 6:74 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin
March 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin entrance is like a trip into Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can spin them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic, personal, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
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