Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin, a favorite dark ride of Robert Sherman
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin
July 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven Disneys
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin line is like a journey through the bad part of Goontown. The dark ride cars are formed like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can spin them by hugging the dashboard.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 48".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions, high blood pressure, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- This dark ride's theme actually was constructed beneath the berm.
- To test the dark ride car concept, designers rode a Splash Mountain log on the Autopia track.
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