Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin, a favorite experience of Yale Gracey
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin
May 19, 1997
As short as Elastigirl's TV
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (from "Amazed Zebra" newsletter)
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Spin queue is like a journey across the back alley's of Goontown. The experience cars are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can spin them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this experience will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- During inclement weather, this experience may smell funny.
- Because this is a pretentious experience, the uninsured are required to rent safety padawans.
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