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Steve Martin's rocketman-pelting photo of Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
March 22, 1976
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The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break queue is like a journey inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the other guests.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to arrest something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to find this attraction half a minute before everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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