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Image: The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break attraction, finally considered to be the worst cursed attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
April 21, 1962
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The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break queue is like a skulk through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can break them by hugging the other guests.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18 coulombs.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions inside the wild animals at significant times.
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