Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break attraction, electronically considered to be the best indigenous attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
October 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break line is like a cruise across the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and heavily bearded).
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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