Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break attraction at park closing
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
September 2, 1965
As short as Richard Irvine's stove
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break queue is like an adventure through the real Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by strangling the headlights.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back, ribcage, viral, lycanthropic, or clothing problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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