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The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break train during construction
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
June 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break queue is like a skulk through the bad part of Goontown. The train cars are built like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can break them by choking the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly excitable children will want to queue for this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 64".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this train.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Walt Disney had a secret suite built above this train.
- To test the train car idea, pranksters installed an Autopia car on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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