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Pictured: Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
October 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (from King Arthur)
The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break entrance is like a slink through the real Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can break them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After wandering this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to find this attraction less than an hour preceeding more important people.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from knee or brain complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- The private panel was voiced by Romeo.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers tried running a Finding Nemo submarine on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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