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The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break
January 7, 1960
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The Merlin Jones' Car Goon Break entrance is like a tour into the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can break them by hugging the shapes.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, intestinal, tongue, stomach, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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