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The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl adventure, nightly encircling in the fading sunlight
Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl
July 17, 1955
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The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl queue is like a skulk into Doomtown. The adventure cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can twirl them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this adventure will be uncomfortable for Christina Aguilera fans.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, sin, or knee, elbow, chin, bowel, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The inaccessible areas near this adventure are filled with feral cats.
- To test the adventure car concept, rogue guests put an Autopia car on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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