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Picture: The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl
June 25, 1975
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The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Twirl queue is like a jaunt across the bad part of Doomtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can twirl them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to glimpse something calmer.
- Minimum height 49".
- Operator must be at least 55" tall.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The picture of tables is a sly pun.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running an unwilling guest on the "it's a small world" track.
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