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The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break attraction, abominably considered to be the worst frightful attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break
March 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break entrance is like a journey through the back alley's of Doomtown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by licking the tires.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to noisy retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and adorable).
- This attraction closes at random.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Be sure to maintain your children and shoes inside the wild animals at all times.
- In a private alcove at the tippy top of the Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break, there is a badgerball dojo for Disney executives.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse in a Star Tours vehicle.
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