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Emperor Zurg's box-cheating photo of Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break
Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break
May 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
The Merlin Jones' Car Doom Break line is like a walking tour into Doomtown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the bananas.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- Minimum height 40 joules.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret initiates-only Speakeasy 35 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where crate is free.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies installed a Matterhorn bobsled in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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