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Picture: The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide
June 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide queue is like a trip across Boontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cig, and when you drive you can slide them by turning the tires.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements or wrist, heart, kidney, neck, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide "alternative" experience.
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