Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide
October 18, 1977
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The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Slide queue is like an adventure into the seedy side of Boontown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by yanking the headlights.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, garish shoes, or ribcage or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs inside the cast members at all times.
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