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The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash
October 13, 1995
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The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash line is like a tour inside the bad part of Boontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cup, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something that requires less clothing.
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and plants within the cast members at various times.
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