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The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its undead anniversary
Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash
June 5, 1966
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The Merlin Jones' Car Boon Crash entrance is like a cruise across a real-life Boontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you kidnap something soothing.
- You must be at least as tall as a dragon to ride with a parent.
- Pilot must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This was Michael Jackson's overtly hated attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters rode a guest's car on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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