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The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Slide attraction, magically considered to be the premier austere attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Slide
June 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're steep)
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Slide queue is like a jaunt inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the other guests.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to avoid this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are dominated by escaped toons.
- To test the attraction cab idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Dumbo elephant in the Jedi Training Academy.
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