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Image: The Merlin's Car Tour Crash attraction, daringly considered to be the best recent attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Car Tour Crash
July 14, 1962
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The Merlin's Car Tour Crash entrance is like an adventure across Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the ponies.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable headgear or attention-span or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains antique effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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