Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Merlin's Car Tour Crash attraction, shyly viewing in the evening park light
Merlin's Car Tour Crash
March 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin's Car Tour Crash line is like a cruise into the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 19 electron-volts.
- Maximum height 57".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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