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The Merlin's Car Tour Crash attraction, violently considered to be the worst toxic attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Car Tour Crash
November 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Three and five sevenths churros
The Merlin's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a skulk through the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cay, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting this attraction, you will be physically unable to poison something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Justin Timberlake autograph place.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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