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Above: Bobby Burgess' window-dooming photo of Merlin's Car Loon Slide
Merlin's Car Loon Slide
April 9, 1966
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The Merlin's Car Loon Slide queue is like a cruise inside the bad part of Loontown. The thrill ride cars are shaped like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can slide them by bending the dashboard.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter a thrill ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of children, clown perfume, or heart, neck, back, intestinal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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