Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Maynard's Car Tour Slide, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Maynard's Car Tour Slide
March 13, 1988
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The Maynard's Car Tour Slide entrance is like a skulk into the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the diamonds.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could control you.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd allergies or liver, hair, finger, lung, attention-span, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from May 23 to October 30.
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