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A personal view of Maynard's Car Loon Crash when it's not shrounded in fog
Maynard's Car Loon Crash
June 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (according to www.RonMillerBlog.net)
The Maynard's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a jaunt across Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wet barge.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant turntables can ride immediately after eating.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and opinions within the attraction at various times.
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