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Above: The Maynard's Car Loon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
Maynard's Car Loon Crash
May 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter tikis (from "The Submarine" editor)
The Maynard's Car Loon Crash queue is like a skulk across Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
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