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Maynard's Car Loon Crash, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Maynard's Car Loon Crash
November 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
The Maynard's Car Loon Crash line is like a trip through the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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