Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash attraction at dusk
Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash
January 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (from Amy, 1994)
The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like an adventure through the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hiding the headlights.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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