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Above: Mark Twain's aardvark-fossilizing photo of Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash
Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash
January 23, 1959
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The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the dashboard.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 51".
- Pilot must be at least 56" tall.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at most times.
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