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The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash attraction during refurbishment
Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash
September 13, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a trip across the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the tires.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as big as an acorn to not be scarred for life.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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