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Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash
March 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six rainbows (by Abraham Lincoln)
The Max Keeble's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction last thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 70".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, shoulder, neck, fingernail, lycanthropic, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- In 1976, this attraction was updated to obliterate images that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, designers tried running a Finding Nemo submarine in the Storybook Land canal.
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