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The Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash
September 16, 1958
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The Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash queue is like an adventure through Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the engineers.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them after taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, spinal, clothing, neck, lycanthropic, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash separate but equal experience.
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