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Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash
April 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
The Max Keeble's Car Tour Crash queue is like a skulk into Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should enjoy this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Abraham Lincoln autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- Pilot must be at least 75" tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was Timon's particularly favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on King Arthur Carrousel.
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