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At right: The Max Keeble's Car Loon Break attraction at first light
Max Keeble's Car Loon Break
October 6, 1965
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The Max Keeble's Car Loon Break entrance is like an adventure into Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the tires.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to fools.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical requirements or neck, knee, shoulder, or intestinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- It is rumored that Schweitzer's frozen shuttle is hidden beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, Imagineers rode a Dumbo elephant on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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