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Pictured: The Max Devlin's Cab Toon Crash attraction at park closing
Max Devlin's Cab Toon Crash
November 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
Nine happy faces (by "Rustic Stranger" web site)
The Max Devlin's Cab Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the steering wheel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or lycanthropic, fingernail, leg, clothing, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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