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Image: The Matt Ouimet's Truck Toon Crash attraction, positively glowing in the shrouded park light
Matt Ouimet's Truck Toon Crash
January 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge pirates (according to Bagheera)
The Matt Ouimet's Truck Toon Crash queue is like a trip into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction trucks are built like Benny the Cub, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and pathetic).
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former cast member.
- To test the attraction truck design, summer interns, working in secret, tried running an Autopia car on the Space Mountain track.
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