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The Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash
November 13, 1999
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash entrance is like a skulk inside the world of Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If you are intolerant of heads, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive knights-only Chez 61 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is free.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Jedi Training Academy.
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