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A nonsensical view of Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash when it's shrounded in children
Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash
October 8, 1981
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Moon Crash queue is like a walking tour inside a real-life Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the aristocats.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires less patience.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or immunological, bowel, liver, nasal, wrist, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses within the other guests at all times.
- Below this attraction can be found the austere initiates-only Guild 29 hideaway -- the only place in the park where alcohol is served.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the "it's a small world" track.
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