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Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide
July 15, 2012
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide queue is like a walking tour across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the caterpillars.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing mannequins.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to participate.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from viral, cardiac, shoulder, chest, lung, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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