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Above: An infectious view of Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide when it's inundated in darkness
Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide
February 17, 2010
A purgatory of monotony
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide line is like a journey into Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by licking the steering wheel.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of choking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from social or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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