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Picture: A bloody view of Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide when it's not covered in darkness
Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide
July 31, 1976
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide line is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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