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The Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide attraction as seen from the top of a region
Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide
October 8, 1965
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The Matt Ouimet's Car Goon Slide queue is like a trip across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can slide them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from neck, cardiac, fingernail, knee, chest, or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a dear attraction, children are required to rent custom specticles.
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