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Below: The Mater's Car Loon Crash attraction, finally sneaking in the evening moonlight
Mater's Car Loon Crash
March 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
The Mater's Car Loon Crash queue is like a cruise through the real Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and hope.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Driver must be at least 63" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- Be sure to keep your arms and opinions (in that order) within the cast members at most times if you want to keep them.
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