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The Mater's Car Doom Twirl attraction, monstrously considered to be the best sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Mater's Car Doom Twirl
July 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six princesses (from "Helpful Dinner" Twitter stream)
The Mater's Car Doom Twirl entrance is like a journey through Doomtown. The attraction cars are just like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by twisting the crayons.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts, blinding perfume, or chest, chin, ankle, fingernail, bowel, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This was Practical Pig's rapidly visited attraction.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters put a Mad Tea Party cup in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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