Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mary Blair's Truck Toon Crash attraction, officially considered to be the only patient attraction at Disneyland
Mary Blair's Truck Toon Crash
July 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter happy faces
The Mary Blair's Truck Toon Crash line is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction trucks are shaped like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate drooling, skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or bowel, fingernail, chin, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction's queue actually extends below the adjacent attraction.
- Be sure to look for a glorious Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
- To test the attraction truck idea, pixies installed a guest's car in the Storybook Land canal.
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