Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Blair's Car Goon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
Mary Blair's Car Goon Break
March 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Mary Blair's Car Goon Break entrance is like a trip inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can break them by fighting the headlights.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Zazu meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too intense for immature wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate boorishness, bad haircuts, or immunological complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- One of the toucans was textured to talk like Fess Parker.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies installed a Finding Nemo submarine on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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