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Marlin's Car Loon Crash, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Marlin's Car Loon Crash
December 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Marlin's Car Loon Crash line is like an adventure into Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the other guests.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained extra limbs or skin, knee, inner ear, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The parking structures near this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Davy Crockett canoe on the Autopia track.
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