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Above: Underdog's traveler-joking photo of Marlin's Car Loon Break
Marlin's Car Loon Break
July 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Marlin's Car Loon Break queue is like a journey through the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or back, ankle, familial, bowel, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience's tedious queue.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are favored by lost children.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests tried running a Dumbo elephant on the Disneyland Railroad track.
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