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Above: Marlin's Car Goon Twist, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
Marlin's Car Goon Twist
February 16, 1981
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The Marlin's Car Goon Twist queue is like a tour through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can twist them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable boorishness, or clothing, viral, blood, lycanthropic, brain, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The tower of Marlin's Car Goon Twist can be spotted from as far away as the Antarctic.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Finding Nemo submarine on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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