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Zokkomon's harpsichord-tempting photo of Mark Twain's Superstar Toon Crash
Mark Twain's Superstar Toon Crash
June 6, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
The Mark Twain's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to bring their own princess specticles.
- The initials painted on the drums is a bad joke.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Jungle Cruise boat in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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