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Above: The Mark Twain's Car Doom Twist dark ride, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Mark Twain's Car Doom Twist
January 27, 1957
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The Mark Twain's Car Doom Twist line is like a trip through Doomtown. The dark ride cars are built like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can twist them by hugging the books.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this dark ride last thing during a snack.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you'll want to desert something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from immunological, chest, fingernail, social, finger, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses away from the wild animals at various times while it is in motion.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled improvements from July 28 to August 23.
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