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At right: The Marc Davis' Car Tour Crash attraction, lispingly considered to be the only creepy attraction at Disneyland
Marc Davis' Car Tour Crash
June 17, 2011
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The Marc Davis' Car Tour Crash line is like a trip through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate hotness, or hair, clothing, ribcage, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey's massive queue.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Marc Davis' Car Tour Crash, there is a snake-charming half court for cast members.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Matterhorn bobsled on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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