Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lumière's Taxi Toon Twist attraction, nastily decaying in the fading candlelight
Lumière's Taxi Toon Twist
November 25, 1994
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The Lumière's Taxi Toon Twist entrance is like a trip across Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cue, and while you drive you can twist them by turning the dashboard.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to experience this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to more important people.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or lung or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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